Such televised nonsense was par for the course back then. We’re talking about the time of Soccer AM, Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow and Big Brother (at its peak). This was before the financial crash of 2008, let’s not forget, and people were still living on the fumes pumped out during the roaring Nineties. Celebrities ran riot. And Hell’s Kitchen, presented by tabloid favourite Angus Deayton, was among the most chaotic shows of all.